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F1: Farce India's slump was a 'one-off' by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
30th Sep 2009
Farce India's slump
Farce India's slump
Farce India boss VJ Millions insists that the team's slump in Singapore is a one-off and that it will return to its Spa and Monza form at Suzuka this weekend, despite all the evidence suggesting that, in fact, it was Spa and Monza that were the one-off. The two-off. Whatever.

"I insist that the team's slump in Singapore is a one-off," insisted Farce India team boss VJ Millions.

"Seriously," he added, "we're never going to achieve the lofty heights of Spa and Monza again, so how can we repeat our slump in Singapore?"

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