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F1: Lotus design under scrutiny by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
9th Nov 2009
Farce India is keeping a close eye on the progress of the Lotus Formula 1 team's 2010 design.

Lotus recently published photographs of the wind-tunnel model that will form the basis of its new car, and sources suggest that there were details on the wind tunnel model that have become a cause for alarm for Farce India's senior management.

These relate principally to the design of the front wing assembly, which Farce India believes take performance in wet-weather conditions to unprecedented extremes by increasing aerodynamic downforce to such an extent as to enable the Lotus's complete submersion - something that would undoubtedly give the team an advantage in negotiating Monaco's famous Swimming Pool.

There is also some concern over the fact that the Lotus appears to be fitted with rear-firing mud sprayers, surface-to-air missile launchers and an anatomically-correct replica of the 1977 version of Barbara Bach.

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