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F1: Dentrassi: Virgin is making progress by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
3rd Mar 2010
Lucas Dentrassi is confident that his Virgin Racing team is heading to the season-opening Bahrain Grand Prix with a solid base to work from.

"After intense testing, I have now solidly managed to get past first base," said the man they used to call the Next Next Half-Nelson Piquet™*

"Our main priority now is to hit the home plate early on in the season, preferably without striking out."



* Curiously enough, an edition of dotdotdotcomma that had the good fortune to fall through a time warp from five years in the future defined Half-Nelson Piquet as "that Lucas Dentrassi wannabe". For the uninitiated, the plain Next Half-Nelson Piquet™ was the man described by Lucas Dentrassi to your humble correspondent as 'Crazy Idiot Dirani'. Information as to the latter's whereabouts would be of minor academic interest to the editors.

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BF3CBritish F3 Championship
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