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F1: Ecclescake downplays volcano ash threat	by Mathias Olaf Uncertain 19th Apr 2010

Formula 1 supremo Bernie Ecclescake says that the stratospheric ash from the Icelandic volcano poses no threat to next month's Spanish Grand Prix taking place. "The Icelandic volcano poses no threat to next month's Spanish Grand Prix taking place," he said. "Everything will be all right," he added. "I've come to an agreement with Vulcan and Thor. They'll sort it. They owe me."

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