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F1: Alonsulk has his thumbs insured by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
27th Apr 2010
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Fernando Alonsulk has had his thumbs insured by his personal sponsor, after striking a new deal which adds Santander insurance backing to his existing sponsorship from the Spanish financial company's banking group.

Santander says it has given Alonsulk a life and accident insurance, with special coverage for his thumbs, worth 10 million euro.

"Alonsulk's thumbs are very important to us as, apart from being essential when driving a Formula 1 car," said a Santander spokesmander, "they have particular value to those around him because if he stops sucking them, he starts throwing his toys out of the pram.

"Again."

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