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F1: Suzuki confirms new team by Virgil Ellipse
1st Nov 2005
Former grand prix driver Aguri Suzuki has confirmed that he is behind plans for a second Honda team to be on the grid next season.

The Japanese driver made the announcement at a press conference on Tuesday in Tokyo at the Honda Welcome Plaza, before moving on to dinner at the Honda Pull Up A Chair Restaurant and an evening's entertainment at the Honda Sorry No Trainers Club.

Suzuki revealed that the new outfit lodged their application to enter the 2006 Formula One World Championship on Sunday and the team now faces a race against time to get on the grid for the start of the new season.

So, to summarise, if the team's application is accepted and if they're allowed to use year-old BRA chassis and if they can prepare two cars in time and if they can come up with a name, then Aguri Suzuki will be their boss.

Well, it is "F1" spelt backwards.

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