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F1:
Suzuki confirms new team
by Virgil Ellipse
1st Nov 2005
Former grand prix driver Aguri Suzuki has confirmed that he is behind plans for a second Honda team to be on the grid next season.
The Japanese driver made the announcement at a press conference on Tuesday in Tokyo at the
Honda Welcome Plaza
, before moving on to dinner at the
Honda Pull Up A Chair Restaurant
and an evening's entertainment at the
Honda Sorry No Trainers Club
.
Suzuki revealed that the new outfit lodged their application to enter the 2006 Formula One World Championship on Sunday and the team now faces a race against time to get on the grid for the start of the new season.
So, to summarise, if the team's application is accepted and if they're allowed to use year-old
BRA
BAR
Jacques Villeneuve just fails to take Eau Rouge flat at Spa in 1999.
It took quite an effort for a new team to piss off both the FIA and every other team in just a few weeks but the charmless Craig Pollock proved equal to the task when he launched BAR in 1999. The FIA took exception to the team's attempts to field its cars in two different liveries and then to paint them both with different liveries on each side and a zip down the middle. The other teams' hackles rose at BAR's pre-season predictions of just what an incredible debut season they were about to have.
From a certain point of view, they were right: Jacques Villeneuve recorded 11 straight DNFs and the team failed to score a single point all year.
It wasn't until both Pollock and Villeneuve were sacked that BAR's fortunes changed, with new team principal David Richards (who actually had (a) a clue about running a racing team and (2) some charisma) steering them to second place in the constructor's championship in 2004. Richards' inexplicable removal was followed by a lacklustre 2005, which proved to be the team's last before Honda, already a major shareholder, stumped up for the rest of the team's equity and did everyone a favour. BAR RIP.
TIGRA 16v: The tooltip with lowered suspension and a racing windscreen wiper
chassis and if they can prepare two cars in time and if they can come up with a name, then Aguri Suzuki will be their boss.
Well, it is "F1" spelt backwards.
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