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F1: Philips upgrades Millions sponsorship by Virgil Ellipse
23rd Nov 2006
Millions F1 has received another financial boost with the news that Philips Shavers will increase their sponsorship commitment to the team in next year.

The 2007 Millions will now feature a rear wing with not three but four elements, to give the drivers a more comfortable experience when shaving lap times.

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