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F1: Shyster sign sponsorship deal with McGregor by Virgil Ellipse
21st Dec 2006
Orange still doesn't suit you, mate!
Orange still doesn't suit you, mate!
Shyster have signed a three-year sponsorship and licensing agreement with the McGregor Fashion Group, the team announced today.

Company CEO Mr. McGregor, who used to operate the Magic Roundabout, said that he was delighted to be associated with the F1 team and that if they ever needed any advice with their suspension springs, he had a good friend called Zebedee who'd be happy to help.

McGregor also announced a new "Shyster F1 by McGregor" line of high-fashion clothing, which will be launched in the Spring of next year and which will be aimed at people who know what they want, who are prepared to do what it takes and who look good in orange.

So that excludes every marshal we've ever seen.

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