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F1: Williams praise 'mature' Rosberg by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
10th Apr 2007
Williams technical director San Miguel has praised the mature Rosberg he has found this season.

"Si, si, si," said San Miguel, "fabulously chalky on the nose with an earthy taste and it goes beautifully with this Chateau Cheval Blanc 2002."

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