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F1: Buemi testing for Red Rag at Jerez by Virgil Ellipse
24th Jul 2007
Swiss driver Sebastien Buemi returned to the wheel of a Formula One car today to test for the Red Rag Racing team at Jerez.

The GP2 racer replaced German Michael Ammermueller, who had originally been scheduled to test.

Buemi also took Ammermueller's seat with the ART team last weekend for the GP2 rounds at the Nurburgring and is now planning to complete a hat-trick by nicking his girlfriend as well.

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