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F1: Spyker in no rush to finalise 2008 line-up	by Mathias Olaf Uncertain 20th Aug 2007

After a rash of headlines such as "Spyker F1 future 'healthy and secure', really", "Kolles: Spyker team not in jeopardy, honest" and "Shnaider confident about Spyker's future, for sure" the more cynical among the dotdotdotcomma editorial team* aren't surprised to hear that signing up drivers for next year isn't high on the Buckinghamshire-based Dutch team's list of priorities. Team boss Colin Clueless insists that his team are in no rush to sort out their 2008 driver line-up. "I insist that my team are in no rush to sort out our 2008 driver line-up," he said. "We are very happy with Adrian and even Sakon at this point in time and are fully concentrated on Turkey and the remainder of the 2007 season. "I don't know why you're asking me these questions anyway," he added, "Spyker probably won't last beyond the end of the year. "D'oh," he went on. * And that's pretty darned cynical.

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