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F1: Mol confirms interest in buying Spycatcher from Mol by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
22nd Aug 2007
Dutch businessman Michiel Mol has resigned from his position as CEO of the Spycatcher Sportscar Company, which owns the Spycatcher F1 team, in order that he can buy the Spycatcher F1 team, which he previously owned through his former ownership of the Spycatcher Sportscar Company, from the Spycatcher Sportscar Company, which he previously owned.

The future of the Silverstone-based outfit has been up in the air since the CEO of the parent roadcar company announced, shortly before resigning from the company, that he was looking to sell the racing team to help overcome the financial difficulties the car company is facing (although, as the CEO clearly has enough loose change to buy a Formula 1 team, their financial difficulties are either (a) not that bad, or (2) entirely his fault), and the former CEO has now announced that all obstacles are now removed from him being able to buy the team back from the company that he left in order to sell it to himself.

"There's not much I can say right now about the situation at Spycatcher," said Mol in bewilderment. "I think there might actually be a temporal shift paradox involved in there somewhere."

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A1GPA1 Grand Prix
The World Cup of Motor Sport. Allegedly.
F1Formula 1
The world's most prominent, most expensive and frequently most tedious single-seater series.
WSxRWorld Series by Renault
The FRenault V6 Eurocup and World Series by Nissan successor, as much of a World Series as baseball; aka Formula Renault 3.5 for some reason.