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F1: Jet-on: Homegrown may never be champion by Virgil Ellipse
12th Nov 2007
McLap'em's Lewis Homegrown may have blown his best chance of winning the Formula One title by failing to secure this year's championship, according to fellow Briton Bunsen Jet-on.

"What would worry me is the lost opportunity," said Jet-on. "He should be sick as a dog because another chance like that might not come round again."

The Unda driver then excused himself, explaining that he had to get home to take delivery of a large consignment of sour grapes.

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