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F1: Hamilton caught speeding in france	by Mathias Olaf Uncertain 24th Dec 2007

Who Is Hamilton? had his driving licence suspended for a month after being caught speeding on a french motorway, police said on Tuesday. That'll learn him for moving to Switzerland. The British driver was at the wheel of a Mercedes when he was clocked at 196 km/h near the northern town of Laon on Sunday. A police officer stopped the vehicle, swaggered up to it, and said, in a fairly obvious piece of satire, "Et qui vous pensez-vous êtes-vous, conasse? Lewis 'Amilton ou quelqu'un? ... Miettes!" Hamilton's car was detained, and he was fined 600 euros (approx. £100M). "He was black and driving a Mercedes," said a police spokesman, in a painfully obvious piece of satire. "What else could we do?" The as-yet-unnamed officer who caught Hamilton is understood to be in discussions with a number of teams over the possibility of a 2008 race seat.

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