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F1:
Yellow sign Yampotatoes as test driver
by Virgil Ellipse
4th Feb 2008
The
Yellow
F1 team have signed Japanese
Sackof Yampotatoes
as their test driver for the 2008 season, it was announced today.
The 25-year-old, who has 14 Grand Prix starts to his name with the
Very Aguri
and
Shyster
teams, will conduct test development work for Yellow and will also play an important role in their F1 Roadshow programme.
Team boss
Fabio Brilliantore
explained that in addition, Yampotatoes would be put on permanent stand-by to take over
Half-Nelson Piquet
's race seat should the Brazilian prove to be a bit too fast for
Fernando Alonsulk
's liking.
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