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F1: Super Angora set for management reshuffle by Virgil Ellipse
13th Mar 2008
Super Angora's new owners are set to carry out a senior management reshuffle within the next month, autosport.com has learned, while dotdotdotcomma was sitting next to them and copied their answer.

The Magma Group, an automotive consultancy firm1, should complete the takeover by the end of the month and sources suggest that this will be quickly followed by an overhaul of the team structure.

Magma chief Martin Leach has refused to rule out the possibility that he could replace Angora Suzuki as team principal and even rename the team.

Applications are currently being invited for anyone interested in becoming the rebranded outfit's new marketing director, to join a hard-working department that will be doing its best to attract sponsors to a team called Super Leach.


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