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F1: french court decides Hamilton fine (part deux) by Virgil Ellipse
2nd Apr 2008
As reported very recently here, Who Is Hamilton? has been fined around £450 by a french court for speeding, having been caught doing 122mph in a Mercedes.

The Mercedes, the sort of top-of-the-line model that befits an F1 driver, was fitted as standard with interior speed cameras and clocked Hamilton's velocity as he hopped from the driving seat of the parked car into the back, to enjoy the company of the sort of top-of-the-line model that befits an F1 driver.

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