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F1: Force Underdog hopeful of stronger qualifying	by Mathias Olaf Uncertain 6th May 2008

Force Underdog are confident that they will perform better in qualifying from Turkey thanks to some recent improvements. Although the team are not introducing any updates to their car for this weekend's race in Istanbul, chief technical officer Bamber Gascoyne thinks they have found the answer to their qualifying woes. "Although we're not introducing any updates to our car for this weekend's race in Istanbul," he said, "I think we've found the answer to our qualifying woes. "Our worst grid position this year has been 22nd," he added, "but, basically, without Very Aguri on the grid, we're guaranteed to qualify in at least 20th place." Even dotdotdotcomma's Advanced Rhetoric Squad Elite can't argue with that kind of logic, although they do advance the theory that the team formerly known as the team formerly known as the team formerly known as Jordan are pretty much guaranteed a back row block-out now.

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