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F1: Suzuki not interested in swift F1 return by Virgil Ellipse
6th May 2008
Very Aguri team boss Angora Suzuki has said that he is exhausted after weeks of trying to save his Formula One squad and that he would not be interested in a quick return to the sport.

The erstwhile team principal explained that a return to Formula One that was in any way swift would be contrary to the whole spirit of his former team.

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