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F1: Unda look to suspension to move forward by Virgil Ellipse
23rd Jul 2008
Unda have revealed that they will be trying an updated rear suspension at this week's test in Jerez, in the hope that it will move their car forward.

dotdotdotcomma's technical department believes that the announcement explains Unda's disappointing performance this year and notes that, generally speaking, the suspension on a Formula One car should only travel up and down, not backwards and forwards.

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