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F1:
Unda look to suspension to move forward
by Virgil Ellipse
23rd Jul 2008
Unda
HONDA
Honda's 2007 'Earth Car' in geo-stationary orbit above Bracknell.
Initially just a renamed version of BAR, Honda set about forging closer links between Japan and Brackley, something that for some reason no-one had ever attempted before.
The team has enormous resources and is keen to build on its heritage of dabbling on F1 in the 1960s and the success it enjoyed as an engine supplier in the eighties and nineties. It's safe to say that there's still a way to go.
The striking 2007 "Earth car", a laudable attempt to stimulate debate, featured a livery that was just an image of the Earth in space but sadly the car handled as if it weighed about the same and Jenson Button's mechanics taped a cigarette lighter inside his cockpit for the last race of the season, in the hope that he'd burn the damned thing at the end of the race.
TIGRA 16v: The tooltip with lowered suspension and a racing windscreen wiper
have revealed that they will be trying an updated rear suspension at this week's test in Jerez, in the hope that it will move their car forward.
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's technical department believes that the announcement explains Unda's disappointing performance this year and notes that, generally speaking, the suspension on a Formula One car should only travel up and down, not backwards and forwards.
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