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| BF3C: Blonde Joke |
by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
12th Jan 2005 |
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Susie Dizzytart's plans for a 2005 F3 campaign have been delayed after she sprained her ankle on a shopping trip.
Now, before we get carried away with a load of puerile humour based on sexist stereotypes, let us not forget that Bostin' Rob Austin's 2003 F3 season was affected by an injury allegedly sustained while playing rugby, the lad. OK, now back to the puerile humour.
The 22-year-old blonde assures her many fans that she will be on the British F3 grid this season, but will postpone exact details until after she recovers from the shopping-induced injury.
Dizzytart said, "I had popped down to the shops with my granny to buy some papers, but I slipped coming out.*"
Apparently the slip was induced when Susie turned sharply having remembered that she had popped out for the papers, but had only left the shop with two pairs of shoes she wasn't sure she liked, a new dress she hadn't had time to try on, an assortment of scented candles and a load of other stuff that she had seen and sort of thought she might have a use for. "It's amazing what bargains you can pick up in Spar these days," said the canny Northampton-based Scot.
Last year's Formula Renault UK Championship ante-pre-second runner-up is expected to be sat at home with her feet up in front of daytime TV with a box of choccies for up to six weeks.
dotdotdotcomma wish her a speedy recovery, and look forward to a good slap at a UK motor-racing circuit sometime in 2005.
* watch this space for further news (and, hopefully, pictures) of Susie's 'coming out'.
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