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| F1: Soucek says Virgin exit was friendly |
by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
18th Aug 2010 |
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dotdotdotcomma's notoriously Freudian editorial team have had to be restrained by their nurse following this headline in iSprout, and their infamous rogue pictures editor is reputed to have collapsed with apoplexy.
As a result, the following article has been written by a computer.
Eastern-European-sounding Spanish racing driver, Andy Soucek, says his exit from the Virgin |bzzzt| friendly |zzzp| breach |ffft| reserve |beep| end his relationship |gnnn| mutual agreement |click| will never come |tick| no breach of any kind |whirr| that doesn't mean that I didn't try to |vrrr| I didn't get it |chk-chk-chk| the experience has been good |bip| I'm done with Virgin |tch| I won't be coming |meeep-meeep-meeep| Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. Etc.
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