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F1: Vileknave would accept tough start by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
25th Aug 2010
Pointless Canadian arse Jake Vileknave says he would accept racing at the back of the field in a possible return to Formula 1 as long as he can lay a solid foundation for the future of his squad.

"It's okay to be a backmarker as long as you have a long-term plan, backing and financials that allow you to build a project," said the pinch-faced razor-dodger, calmly inventing words as he went along.

Vileknave clearly speaks from experience, having had a tough start with a well-financialed team at BRA from 1999 to 2003.

Some people just can't take a hint, can they?

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F1Formula 1
The world's most prominent, most expensive and frequently most tedious single-seater series.
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NASCARNASCAR
Umbrella term for a number of bafflingly popular Stateside stock car series.