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F1:
Vileknave would accept tough start
by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
25th Aug 2010
Pointless Canadian arse
Jake Vileknave
says he would accept racing at the back of the field in a possible return to Formula 1 as long as he can lay a solid foundation for the future of his squad.
"It's okay to be a backmarker as long as you have a long-term plan, backing and financials that allow you to build a project," said the pinch-faced razor-dodger, calmly inventing words as he went along.
Vileknave clearly speaks from experience, having had a tough start with a well-financialed team at
BRA
BAR
Jacques Villeneuve just fails to take Eau Rouge flat at Spa in 1999.
It took quite an effort for a new team to piss off both the FIA and every other team in just a few weeks but the charmless Craig Pollock proved equal to the task when he launched BAR in 1999. The FIA took exception to the team's attempts to field its cars in two different liveries and then to paint them both with different liveries on each side and a zip down the middle. The other teams' hackles rose at BAR's pre-season predictions of just what an incredible debut season they were about to have.
From a certain point of view, they were right: Jacques Villeneuve recorded 11 straight DNFs and the team failed to score a single point all year.
It wasn't until both Pollock and Villeneuve were sacked that BAR's fortunes changed, with new team principal David Richards (who actually had (a) a clue about running a racing team and (2) some charisma) steering them to second place in the constructor's championship in 2004. Richards' inexplicable removal was followed by a lacklustre 2005, which proved to be the team's last before Honda, already a major shareholder, stumped up for the rest of the team's equity and did everyone a favour. BAR RIP.
TIGRA 16v: The tooltip with lowered suspension and a racing windscreen wiper
from 1999 to 2003.
Some people just can't take a hint, can they?
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