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F1: Lowcost partners with Microsoft Dynamics by Virgil Ellipse
14th Mar 2012
The Lowcost F1 team has announced a three-year partnership deal with Microsoft Dynamics, a division of the software giant.

The deal involves Microsoft Dynamics branding on both the Lowcost E20 car and the drivers' overalls, as well as Microsoft Dynamics staff working with the team to implement "solutions" to problems the team didn't actually know it had.

Sources close to the team have revealed that so far the only noticeable effect of using the Dynamics software has been to increase their PCs' start-up times by around 15 minutes while they perform automatic updates.

Microsoft has also warned Lowcost that they will need to schedule at least three days of downtime, during which all their PCs will be offline, for an upgrade when the latest version (Microsoft Dynamics 2009) is eventually released.

In addition, the software giant has recommended that the team change the label on the car's "Engine cut-off" button, which shuts everything down, so that it says something much more logical, like "Start".

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