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F1: Suzuka on course for April re-opening by Virgil Ellipse
23rd Feb 2009
The revamp of the Suzuka circuit is scheduled to be finished within the next two months, ahead of its return to the Formula One calendar later this year.

The switch of venue for the Japanese Grand Prix to Fuji last year allowed Unda, which owns Suzuka, to upgrade the track's facilities. The rejuvenated circuit will be reopened on 12th April, with the catchily-titled "Start Suzuka Opening Thanks Day F1 Kick-Off Party", an event which shows every sign of having being named by committee and then badly translated into English.

CEO Takethat Youfukka confirmed that the Grand Prix would take place as planned and that Unda were "sorry we are not going to be there", although clearly not sorry enough to do anything about it, like put their hands into their pockets and save their F1 team.

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