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| F1: Vileknave: Fitness no problem for return |
by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
3rd Sep 2009 |
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Jake was legendary for his ability to take Eau Rouge flat.
Jake Vileknave is Adam Ant.
Hold on.
Jake Vileknave is adamant that fitness will not be a problem if he succeeds in his aim of returning to Formula 1 in 2010 after an absence of over three blissful years.
The flukey 1997 world champion will be just short.
Hold on.
The flukey 1997 world champion will be just short of his 39th birthday when next season starts, but believes that he would be physically up to the challenge.
"Obviously, a former world champion, however flukey, in his late 30s can easily get back into F1 and fitness won't be a problem," whined the late-30-something former flukey world champion, "I mean look at Michael ShitparkerSCHUMACHER, MICHAEL
 Michael expresses his remorse at having dangerously forced a rival off the track. Again. When he wasn't driving people off the road, ramming other cars, parking in the middle of the track or trying to punch David Coulthard, Michael Schumacher displayed a dazzling talent for finding new ways to disadvatage his team-mate. We're being slightly churlish, of course, but Schumacher's reputation as a driver will forever be coloured by the unsporting manner in which he raced. His first break in F1 came with Jordan at Spa in 1991 and his second with Ferrari at Silverstone in 1999, when he fractured a leg crashing at Stowe. His final F1 drive through the field at Interlagos was a reminder of what his legacy could have been if he hadn't been quite so ready to tarnish it quite so frequently. The wanker.
"Hold on...
"I mean, obviously, any driver in his late 30s who hasn't been racing F1 cars competitively for a number of years can easily get back into F1 and immediately be competitive," drawled the late-30-something driver who hasn't been racing anything competitively for a number of years, "I mean look at Bwarm Bwarm Badoer.
"Hold on...
"You're right. I'll get me coat."
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