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| F1: Comebacker critical of QI decision |
by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
13th May 2010 |
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Parp! Parp! Parp! Parp!
1997 F1 world championship debaree Michael ComebackerSCHUMACHER, MICHAEL
 Michael expresses his remorse at having dangerously forced a rival off the track. Again. When he wasn't driving people off the road, ramming other cars, parking in the middle of the track or trying to punch David Coulthard, Michael Schumacher displayed a dazzling talent for finding new ways to disadvatage his team-mate. We're being slightly churlish, of course, but Schumacher's reputation as a driver will forever be coloured by the unsporting manner in which he raced. His first break in F1 came with Jordan at Spa in 1991 and his second with Ferrari at Silverstone in 1999, when he fractured a leg crashing at Stowe. His final F1 drive through the field at Interlagos was a reminder of what his legacy could have been if he hadn't been quite so ready to tarnish it quite so frequently. The wanker.
"For sure," began the world's most penalised F1 driver, before being drowned out by a load of sirens, after which he could have been talking about anything really, such as how he believes that having 24 cars on track for the first round of qualifying at Monaco this weekend could hamper his ability to park in his favourite spot across Rascasse Corner.
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