If you've had a problem sending e-mails from this site: (a) Sorry - it's working now, and (2) Click here for more details.
homeblack pixel
Click to visit the 'Build Your Own 'Road To F1' Driver' page
[where you've been: home...,motorsport...,f1...,news...,
menu bar
  menu bar menu bar menu bar  



the dotdotdotcomma f1 newsdesk
the latest f1 news only slightly after it's happened
MANTA translation assistant
(see help page for details)
Don't know who we're
talking about? Click on
the MANTA logo for help
"I don't make mistakes. I make prophesies
that immediately turn out to be wrong."  

The dotdotdotcomma newsdesk is entirely fictional. There aren't any real people here at all. So what's new?

The news items on this page are also available as an RSS feedRSS logo and an Atom feedAtom logo, depending on whether you like your motorsport satire tinted orange or blue.

dotdotdotcomma F1 News

F1: Pirelli confirms 2011 F1 tyre offer by Virgil Ellipse
30th Apr 2010
Pirelli has officially confirmed its intention to apply to become Formula 1's standard tyre supplier from next season.

"Pirelli communicates its decision to present a technical and commercial offer for supply of tyres to all the teams in the Formula 1 world championship," said the Milan-based company in a badly-translated statement issued on Thursday.

Despite the announcement, F1 teams seem to be ignoring Pirelli in favour of Michelin and Avon.

"The conversations really, at this point, are between Michelin and Avon," said Millions technical director San Miguel. "Avon's a less proven product but it is a lot cheaper and you get them delivered to your door by a housewife who's trying to make a bit of pin money. And she's probably up for it if you ask."

But Pirelli's motorsport director Paul Hembery was quick to leap to his company's defence. "Paul Hembery communicates his intention to stand by the press release we have just issued," he said in a statement, "and also registers his disappointment that every press release he sends out has to go through the hands of that bloody awful translator."

Pirelli's last spell in Formula 1 was either (1) from 1989 to 1991, or (b) U-N-D-E-R-P-E-R-F-O-R-M-I-N-G, depending on whether you want to be strictly factual or groundlessly abusive because you haven't been sent one of their calendars yet.

Even last year's would do.

<< previous item << news menu >> next item >>

RELATED NEWS ITEMS:
F1 San Miguel: I'm proud to be at McLap'em 2nd Feb 2012
F1 Millions signs deal with Michael Johnson 12th Jan 2012
F1 Lollo Rosso strengthens technical team 2nd Dec 2011
F1 Parr reveals he offered resignation 4th May 2011
F1 New Millions 'a clean-sheet design' 22nd Jan 2010
 
AROUND THIS TIME LAST YEAR:
F1 Hamilton: Extra Buttons not a worry 7th Feb 2011
F1 Comebacker tipped to deliver in 2011 2nd Feb 2011
F1 Ford suing Ferrarsi over F150 name 10th Feb 2011
F1 Piquet: F1 teams will restrict drivers 11th Feb 2011

KEY TO SERIES NAMES (hovering over the abbreviations in the table above also shows the full series name)
F1Formula 1
The world's most prominent, most expensive and frequently most tedious single-seater series.