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F1: Millions signs deal with Michael Johnson by Virgil Ellipse
12th Jan 2012
Millions F1 has announced a deal with former 200m world record holder Michael Johnson, who used his odd running style to win gold medals at three Olympics.

Johnson's Performance Inc company will provide training for the Formula One team's pit crew personnel, in return for MJP logos being displayed on Millions team clothing

After an initial assessment programme, the team's mechanics have taken to walking quickly around the factory with stiff, upright stances and taking very short steps. A source from the design office, which overlooks the assembly bays, says that the engineering operation now looks as if it's being run by Benny Hill.

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