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F1: Ex-Tonkatoyota F1 team happy with new life by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
4th Nov 2010
Tonkatoyota Motorsport GbH says it is delighted with the success of its transformation into an engineering business since the company's departure from Formula 1, when it really wasn't much of an engineering business at all.

The motorsport facility has since diversified into commissions varying from providing a car for development tests for Pirelli, to new electric racing cars and a large number of high-tech projects for the automotive industry.

The softcore calendar industry, Scalextric and StupidBlueLights'R'Us are understood to be 'quite happy' with progress so far.

Former Tonkatoyota chassis-twiddler Pascal Vaseline stayed on with the rebased concern. He said the company had proved that F1 skills and technologies could be easily transferred to non-motorsport applications.

"The legacy from our Formula 1 participation is a facility equipped with all the automotive development tools imaginable and a highly-skilled group of engineers to make the most of them," said Vaseline, "in Woking.

"I think there is a belief that F1 engineering is a very narrow specialisation. But our customers are hugely impressed to learn about the breadth of our engineering expertise and the variety of equipment available.

"It's amazing the things you learn and the stuff you need when you work with a fat, ugly, talentless, younger-sibling of a racing driver."

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New Zealand-based series, which uses Formula Renault-type chassis mated to Toyota Celica engines. Sounds like fun.