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F1: Lollo Rosso signings spark feeder series war by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
3rd Jan 2012
The news that Lollo Rosso have signed Daniel Richandstrange and Jean Eric-and-Ernie for the 2012 season has prompted a battle of words between the spatially ambiguous British F3 International series and the geographically inaccurate World Series by Renault as to which is the superest highway on the now legendary Road To F1™.

British F3 cites the fact that Richandstrange and Eric-And-Ernie were its 2009 and 2010 champions respectivelike in support of its claim to be "the world's leading Grand Prix feeder series", while WSxR emphasises the historic moment of having former rivals from its ranks going on to compete in the same F1 team as "cementing World Series by Renault's reputation as the springboard for reaching motor racing's top table", a veritable smorgasbord of metaphors.

Both serieses are claiming the credit for delivering the young drivers to F1, conveniently ignoring the facts that (a) they were probably chosen by Lollo Rosso on account of the fact that both of them are members of the Red Rag Junior Team, and (2) it's only Lollo Rosso, for fuck's sake.

Interestingly, while the GP2 series insists that it is "the strongest Formula 1 feeder category", both FIA F2 and the F3 Euroseries are tight-lipped as to how effective they are on the Road To F1™. But who is right? Which feeder series really is the best when it comes to delivering Formula 1 drivers?

dotdotdotcomma's finest minds are now irrevocably committed to calculating the answer to the Ultimate Question Of The Road To Formula 1.

So watch this space.*



* But it's probably best not to hold your breath, as regular readers who have been waiting for this information for the last five years or so will already know. Breathe, Virgil! Only seven-million-four-hundred-and-ninety-nine-thousand-nine-hundred-and-ninety-five years to go...,

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