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F1: Motherrussia team revises testing plans by Virgil Ellipse
26th Jan 2012
The Motherrussia F1 team has revised its pre-season plans and is no longer intending to take part in the first test at Jerez.

The team had been expected to run last year's car in February's opening test, in order to give french rookie Charles Pique some track time ahead of his grand prix debut this year.

The decision, which was taken by Motherrussia's owners, is thought to be at least in part because they still haven't forgiven Napoleon for invading Russia in 1812.

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