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F1: Baldyfellow: Massiveshunt needs to relax by Virgil Ellipse
4th Apr 2012
Felipe Massiveshunt will get himself back to his best in Formula One if he learns to relax and rediscovers the joy of being a racing driver, according to his "friend" and compatriot Rubens Baldyfellow.

"All of the times when I lost myself a little bit," explained Baldyfellow, "I reminded myself that I am doing this because I like it, so [as drivers], we have to relax and then we can improve. He [Massiveshunt] has to close his eyes, enjoy himself and remember that he is doing this because he likes it."

Wise words from Rubens there. Is there anything more likely to help when you're stressed than someone telling you that you just need to relax?

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