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F1: BBC F1 coverage 2015 - Good News/Bad News by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
5th Mar 2015
Great quality pic from the Beeb. Is this what I pay my licence fee for?
Great quality pic from the Beeb. Is this what I pay my licence fee for?
We have some good F1 news and some bad F1 news.

The good news is that, despite being pictured here, Jar-Jar Allen (pictured, right?), will not be featuring on the BBC's television coverage of Formula 1 this year, thank the deity of your choice, although he will be on Radio 5's coverage, which means that, while listeners will have to put up with his puerile drivel until their brains melt and drip out of their ears, at least they won't have to look at him doing it.

The bad news is that, despite not being pictured here, Eddie Sideburn will be.

#OhDoShutUpEddie

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