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F1: De la Racer happy with 2010 tyres by Virgil Ellipse
9th Mar 2009
McLap'em test driver Pedro de la Racer has said that he is happy with the 2010 Bridgestone tyres he tried recently, having revealed that he was less than impressed with the 2009 tyres he had previously sampled.

The Spaniard has been widely denounced as "greedy" by drivers who contrast his use of over 4,000 tyres with their meagre own allocation of fourteen sets per race.

"Even with four tyres per set and 17 races in a season," complained one driver, "we're still only looking at 952 tyres all told. Pedro doesn't know (i) how lucky he is, (2) what he's talking about, or (d) when to keep his gob shut.

"And what the hell happened to (c)?"

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