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F1: Rental confirms Romany Gypsy by Virgil Ellipse
18th Aug 2009
Rental has confirmed that Romany Gypsy will see out the season for the french car manufacturer, after the team finally confirmed that it was parting ways with Half-Nelson Piquet.

The news that the team has dropped Piquet has, of course, surprised few, coming as it does after the Brazilian's recent anti-Rental diatribe, which covered subjects such as Piquet's deep-seated dislike of Fabio Brilliantore, his anger that the team gave new car parts to his double world champion team-mate before he got them and his unshaken belief that, contrary to a sizeable body of evidence, he's good enough to win races. Plural.

In the process, Piquet's rant formed a neat summary as to why no F1 team in their right minds (which admittedly, probably isn't all of them) would now want to offer him a job.

"We are happy to give Romany the chance to start racing with the team," said Brilliantore. "He is an impressive young talent and we expect him to show his skills as we take an aggressive approach to the second half of the season.

"Oh, yeah," he continued, after being prompted by his PA, "we'd also like to thank Nelson for his contribution blah blah and wish him all the best for his future career, etc. In Brazilian Stock Cars."

Gypsy, who's actually won some championships on the way to F1 without having to rely on his dad building a team around him and paying for all the testing he can eat, said he was delighted at being given the opportunity to realise his life-long dream of racing in F1.

"I am very proud that the Rental F1 Team has given me the chance to become a race driver," he said, "and I'm looking forward to driving the R29 in something other than a straight line."

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