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F1: More dotdotdotcomma predictions come about. Sort of. by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
6th Nov 2012
Further to our success in predicting 8 out of the top 10 F2 Championship drivers this year, we can, somewhat smugly, and possibly also somewhat tenuously, claim to have successfully predicted Roman Fatjohn's ignominious absence at the Italian GP, which we freely admit was several weeks ago now.

Indeed, for verily our very own Virgil Ellipse confidently predicted on 19 December 2011 that Fatjohn would "get replaced mid-season for crashing once too often", and so it came to pass. Although the frenchman was, of course, back for Singapore a fortnight later.

Nostradamus eat your heart out. Or my hamster, if you insist.

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