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F1: Yellow secures four new partners by Virgil Ellipse
7th Sep 2011
The Yellow team has announced that it has picked up four new partners in the last few days.

Rival teams have reacted badly to the news, saying that Yellow "has always looked the type", "should be careful it doesn't get a name for itself" and "has been going around with its rear ride-height up to there all season, the shameless little tart".

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