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F1: Millions reflect on the perils of smoking in bed by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
10th Oct 2014
Clipping the apex with Millions Martini Racing
Clipping the apex with Millions Martini Racing
The Millions F1 team woke up in the former Soviet Union this morning to the smell of smouldering camel-hair and the discovery of a hole burnt in one of their tired blankets, dotdotdotcomma has learned.

The incident has lead to ice-man Valkkyrie Bonkkers having to sit out of free practice 1. That'll learn ice-man him for smoking in bed. Probably.

In unrelated news, Millions' woes were added to when it was discovered that, back in Blighty, a dotdotdotcomma hack had infiltrated their top secret base at Grove, Oxon, OX12 0DQ, yesterday, and witnessed head gardener Williams Kent producing this astonishing piece of topiary (pictured, right?). It took him 2.9 seconds.

Eagle-eyed readers may be able to make out the sign that reads "Please keep off the gravel." Useful advice for Phillip Massive there.

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