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F1: Ferrarsi: pitstops now as fast as possible by Virgil Ellipse
23rd Apr 2012
Ferrarsi believes that Formula One teams are at the limit of pitstop times, having set a new benchmark for tyre changes this season.

"In practice we have managed to get down to 2.2 seconds," said Diego Ioverno, head of trackside operations. "In the last race we managed to do our best pitstops in 2.6 seconds. It's difficult to think we can manage 2.2 seconds in the race, with a car arriving at 100 km/h and with the variable of where the driver stops the car."

Ioverno added that the whole team had been motivated to find ways of improving their pitstop times this year, not only to become the fastest team in the pit-lane but also to stop Felipe Massiveshunt using that particular reason as an excuse for his piss-poor race performances.

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