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F1: Moveover wowed by Jet-on's time by Virgil Ellipse
8th Feb 2013
Felipe Moveover believes that Bunsen Jet-on's fastest time from pre-season testing at Jerez on Tuesday was very impressive, although the Ferrarsi driver beat it on Thursday.

Moveover, who spent most of last season facing rumours that he would lose he seat, was testing the 2013 Ferrarsi on Thursday when he lapped the circuit over a second quicker than Jet-on.

"I still believe his lap was incredible," said Moveover of the Briton's effort at the end of the third day of testing. "It really was a quick lap."

Nope, it's no good. We're sure Felipe is trying to make some kind of subtle point here but for the life of us, we just can't work it out.

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