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F1: F1 records update: on yer Vespa, Michael by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
3rd Oct 2015
Despite many attempts, the German never took the title of
Despite many attempts, the German never took the title of "Most mental podium celebration" away from Rubens Barrichello.
We're delighted to report, only several weeks late, that Lewisham Hilton has finally wrested the Monza Trackmeister™ title from that darling of the tifosi, Mike Cobbler.

Although Lewisham only has 3 wins at the Italian cheer-kweet to Cobbler's 5, thanks to the unique way in which dotdotdotcomma's Trackmeister™ records are calculated, his impressive tally of 4 poles and 4 fastèst laps brings his total number of Trackmeister™ records to 11, thoroughly annihilating the German's mere 10.

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