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F1: Hamilton fined for 'mooning' in Melbourne by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
24th Aug 2010
A moon of Uranus, yesterday.
A moon of Uranus, yesterday.
Who Is Hamilton? has been fined £288 at a court hearing in Melbourne for 'mooning' at this year's Australian Grand Prix, according to a press release that has been faxed over to dotdotdotcomma.

Hamilton was stopped by police on the Friday night of this year's Albert Park event after a bumout on his way out of the track, it seems to say 'ere.

Although Hamilton was not present at the Melbourne hearing, he sent a letter to the legal authorities expressing his regret at what had happened and apologising for the bad example he set.

"I fully accept that I am a public figure and I consider that I have a duty to act as a role model to youngsters. The publicity caused by this incident was immense, and that in itself has been a form of punishment for me.

"I made a real arse of myself."

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