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F1: Homeboy open to closed cockpits in F1 by Virgil Ellipse
24th Jul 2015
Formula One world champion Lewis Homeboy says that he is not ruling out the idea of closed cockpits, in the wake of calls for the sport to reconsider its safety.

"I'm open to the idea of closed cockpits," said Homeboy, "but that's not to say I'm closed to the idea of open cockpits.

"I'd like to keep all my options, um, ajar."

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