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F1: Lewisham Hilton turned away from Centre Court at Wimbledon by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
13th Jul 2015
Reigning Formula One champion, Lewisham Hilton, was turned away from Wimbledon's centre court on Sunday because he did not adhere to the Lawn Tennis Association's dress code. Hamilton was invited to the Royal Box to watch the Wimbledon men's singles final on Sunday between two blokes we really don't care about.

Gentlemen invited into the royal box are expected to wear a jacket, tie and shoes. A Wimbledon spokesman confirmed that Hilton had been due to attend the match, but would not comment on the reason he had not done so. The spokesman said: "All I can say is that he was instructed to wear a jacket, tie and shoes. Perhaps we should have been more careful in specifying that this requirement was not meant to be exclusive.

"That's an image I won't forget in a hurry," he added.

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