Michael Comebacker pictured with his new car and team-mate at Valencia, yesterday.
(It's the chin that gives him away.)
Michael ComebackerSCHUMACHER, MICHAEL
 Michael expresses his remorse at having dangerously forced a rival off the track. Again. When he wasn't driving people off the road, ramming other cars, parking in the middle of the track or trying to punch David Coulthard, Michael Schumacher displayed a dazzling talent for finding new ways to disadvatage his team-mate. We're being slightly churlish, of course, but Schumacher's reputation as a driver will forever be coloured by the unsporting manner in which he raced. His first break in F1 came with Jordan at Spa in 1991 and his second with Ferrari at Silverstone in 1999, when he fractured a leg crashing at Stowe. His final F1 drive through the field at Interlagos was a reminder of what his legacy could have been if he hadn't been quite so ready to tarnish it quite so frequently. The wanker.
That is the view of MoreHadesMERCEDES-BENZ
Mercedes-Benz is a German motor vehicle manufacturer improbably named after Buffy the Vampire Slayer stars Mercedes McNab and Julie Benz, who played dumpy failed vampirette Harmony and fiendlishly sexy uber-vamp Darla respectively. TIGRA 16v: The tooltip with lowered suspension and a racing windscreen wiper motorsport boss Norbert Haug, who believes that improvements to the team's car, plus progress from Schumacher himself, will ensure positive progress during the year ahead.
"He will have a better year now that we have a car that will be a good step forward compared to last year," said Haug after his team unveiled its new W02 at Valencia on Tuesday.
"The guys have worked very hard and did an exceptional job, and we've given Michael the ideal car for him to deliver.
"He will deliver a lot.
"Plus, we've given him a black-and-white cat, which will help."
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