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F1: Millions confirms Maldonarsehole for 2012 by Virgil Ellipse
2nd Dec 2011
The Millions team has confirmed that it will continue to receive massive backing from Venezuelan state-owned oil company PDVSA in 2012 and, in unrelated news, that slightly objectionable Venezuelan driver Pastor Maldonarsehole will retain his race seat with the team next season.

"We really are very excited to be receiving all that lovely cash from Venezuela," said a spokesman for the team, sipping a glass of Cristal. "I just can't tell you. Really, really ecstatic.

"Now we can afford to employ a really decent driver, even if he's got no backing at all."

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