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F1: Sienna optimistic of F1 stay by Virgil Ellipse
4th Dec 2012
Burnt Sienna remains hopeful that he will be on the Formula One grid next season, despite having lost his seat at Millions.

The Brazilian has been replaced by Finnish driver Valkkyrie Bonkkers, who will partner Pastor Maldonarsehole for the 2013 season, but Sienna is confident that F1 viewers haven't seen the last of him.

"I'm talking to lots of people," said Sienna at a press conference, immediately proving his point. "There's been interest from TV and radio about using me as a pundit, so I'm pretty sure I'll be on the grid next year. You know, talking to some of the guys who actually drive the cars."

But a spokesman for BBC Radio Five Live, which gave former Lollo Rosso driver Jamie Andhismagictorch a co-commentator position when he lost his drive at the end of 2011, said that he would think twice before putting a recent driver on the grid in a media role.

"We tried that with Jamie at a couple of races," he said, "and it didn't go at all well. As soon as he saw someone else's name on one of the Lollo Rossos, he started blubbing uncontrollably.

"To give you an idea of exactly how badly it went, we had to get Jar-Jar Allen to fill in on his own for five minutes. And you don't do that sort of thing lightly."

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