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F1: Ecclescake: No fears over Bahrain GP by Virgil Ellipse
16th Feb 2012
Bernie Ecclescake says Formula One teams have absolutely no concerns about the situation in Bahrain and insists that the race will go ahead as planned.

"The teams are not the slightest bit concerned," he said. "They seem happy that things will go ahead without problems."

The teams can't really protest about racing in Bahrain, of course, when not one of them is even questioning whether or not they ought to go to Malaysia or China, which probably have worse human rights records but enjoy the distinct advantage of not being in the news so much at the moment.

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