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F1: Italy responds to Ecclescake 'a bit like Germany' slur by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
20th Apr 2015
Motorsport's governing body in Italy, the Automobile Club d'Italia*, has reacted strongly to Bernie Ecclescake's claim that Italy is "a bit like Germany".

"We're nothing like Germany," insisted the ACI's spokesman Gian-Maria Portavoce.

"No, momento, we're quite a lot like Germany," he added moments later. "Only we're nothing like them."

"Eh, mierde, ci arrendiamo."



* Not Ferrarsi apparently. Who knew?

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